🎅 “Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch” Christmas Card

Naughty or Nice? Santa Already Knows. 😉

Not every Christmas card has to be sweet and wholesome — sometimes it’s way more fun to keep it real. Our “Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch” Card is the ultimate holiday roast disguised in festive cheer. Perfect for siblings, besties, or that one coworker who deserves a laugh this season.

Why You’ll Love It ❤️

✨ Bold & Hilarious – A cheeky design guaranteed to get laughs under the tree.

🎄 Festive Vibes – Classic Santa illustration with a modern naughty twist.

✍️ Blank Inside – Plenty of space for your personal roast, inside joke, or heartfelt note.

Perfect For 🎁

• Stocking stuffers with a savage twist

• Gifting your sister/brother who always “deserves it” 😂

• White Elephant or Secret Santa exchanges

• Friends who love a little holiday sass

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Sent this to my sister and she laughed so hard she cried. Best card ever.” – Amanda, CA

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Finally, a Christmas card that isn’t boring. Everyone at my office loved it.” – Kevin, NY

👉 Add some sass to the season. Grab your Santa Knows Card today and let the roast begin. 🔥🎅

🎁Package Includes

• 1 x 🎅 “Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch” Christmas Card

❗Notes

• Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.
• Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.

OUR GUARANTEE:

• We believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.

• If for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.

• We want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel bad, we'll do it right.

• We email support. If you need help, please contact us.