{"product_id":"if-xx-cant-fix-it-were-all-screwed-wall-decal","title":"“IF MIKE CAN'T FIX IT, WE'RE ALL SCREWED”Wall Decal","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHumorous and powerful slogans 🗣️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFeaturing striking, witty text that pays a light-hearted tribute to Mike’s extraordinary repair skills, these instantly become the focal point of any space.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_ca3d3514-3cd6-4d9f-854e-d9813d4852c9.jpg?v=1774607140\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eIndustrial vintage aesthetic 🕰️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFeaturing deep industrial tones paired with subtle distressed textures, it creates a rugged, weathered look that perfectly complements the atmosphere of a garage or workshop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_a2ad4c03-7c0c-42fe-8db2-e4cb97de353a.jpg?v=1774607140\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eClassic artisanal visual elements 🔨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe layout cleverly incorporates a delicate hammer icon and decorative star motifs, seamlessly blending a rugged mechanical aesthetic with modern Art Deco, showcasing the utmost attention to detail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_36ffb3bc-2179-4f0f-b262-e792e4029388.jpg?v=1774607140\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eQuick and easy installation at all four corners 🔩\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrecision-drilled holes are provided at each corner of the sign, allowing you to easily secure it to wooden doors, brick walls or wire mesh, creating a personalised display that catches the eye at a glance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_07c0c93a-856d-407c-a33a-ace5648247c7.jpg?v=1774607140\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHigh-contrast, eye-catching layout 🌑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe stark contrast between the bold beige text and the dark red and dark brown background ensures that this ‘maintenance warning’ can be spotted at a glance in any lighting conditions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_865db500-edf2-43ea-b0bd-ff2420b485d2.jpg?v=1774607140\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(245, 179, 66);\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhat the Workshop Squad is Saying 💬⭐\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“The best surprise for Mike!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“I hung it on the door of my husband Mike’s workshop, and when he saw it, he couldn’t stop smiling. This vintage industrial look is so stylish—it completely exceeded my expectations.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eElias M.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“Exquisitely detailed embellishments”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“The lettering is crystal clear, and the four small holes ensure the sign is mounted extremely securely. It adds just the right touch of dry humour to my garage; everyone who passes by stops to read it.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMorgan T.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“The perfect icebreaker for social occasions”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e“It’s very well made, with a lovely finish. It’s the sort of little item that instantly elevates the style of a workshop, and makes the perfect gift to show your appreciation for that ‘jack-of-all-trades’ in your life.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e— \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eRiley S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"default\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x “IF XX CAN'T FIX IT, WE'RE ALL SCREWED”Wall Decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e❗\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDue to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOUR GUARANTEE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel bad, we'll do it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe email support. 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